Mariner Games #18, 19 & 20 (Yeah A Triple-Header of Awfulness!)

Game 18

Mariners lost 2-1 one to once tepid Detroit Tigers. This season sucks.

Game 19

2-0 loss once again to the Tigers.

Game 20

Tonight they lost 6-4.
You must remember this: A kiss is still kiss, I meant to say that the Tigers have been in the AL cellar longer than a French wino. The M's are now there in their place, but they must be drinking kvass, 'cause they can't hit none of that hard stuff. Maybe they can't see 'em.

I use an awful lot of baseballese, do you faithful one readers want a crash course in this wonderful tongue? Da! Alrighty then, I'll it some other day. Oh yeah, from now on I will only be giving yall your M fix once a week, at least until they're fixed.

And in hockey info, it's playoff season, Av's up 1-0 over the wicked Dallas Stars.

And today is Easter Sunday (it's Monday now, actually) so...

ХРИТОС ВОСКРЕС!

All my Barry Bond's cards to person who can give the correct response!